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aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

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bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

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cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

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  • me after 15 seconds of studying: i just cant do this anymore

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wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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queenofthehive:

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thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this

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catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

hershethings:

Tina!

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