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lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

webofgoodnews:

Here’s some more kindness and heroism to make sure you have faith in humanity. :)

Image sources: 1, 2

legalmexican:

asking the real questions

(Source: kimkartrashian)

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell)

hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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(Source: nayx)

d0nn0:

when the shower curtain touches your legimage

courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

(Source: curlybrownboy)

mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

dynastylnoire:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

Somewhere my cat is shaming me for letting him see the bottom of the bowl on multiple occasions

(Source: jadethemerman)

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

(Source: filmchrist)